Thank you to everyone who e-mailed and texted me about my dad. It kept me sane over the last two days, and I really appreciate that. He's apparently doing better, but they're still testing him so he's still in the hospital. He's hoping to be released today. *crosses fingers ( Read more... )

Today I had a good day where I dressed up in a skirt, laughed and joked with people, started reading Burn Notice: The Fix by Tod Goldberg and found it was really well-written, came out to wait for my ride home and found out that my father had a mini-stroke and had been in the hospital since seven this morning ( Read more... )

I'd talk about all the angst this story caused me with its complications and such, but oh my God, you have no idea how much you don't care. I will say that I'm incredibly nervous about it because it's relationshippy fic, and I am not good with this sort of thing. Sigh ( Read more... )

So my sister got her tongue pierced yesterday because she's apparently rebelling against our parents at least fifteen years too late. It actually looks really nice on her, but because it's a piercing, her tongue has swollen up so now she talks with a bit of a lisp. And because the brother-in-law and I are total bastards, we have been laughing ( Read more... )

So a few weeks ago, the brother-in-law and I were cracking wise before we left for work and somehow, we got into the topic that 'trim' is slang for 'vagina'. The brother-in-law, being the annoying bastard that he is, began singing, "Trim, it means vagina," in a really high-pitched voice because he knew it would get stuck in my head. And it did, and ( Read more... )